Why Carol Aebersold Shattered Our Christmas and How to Fix it: An on-the-shelf satire

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Why Carol Aebersold Shattered Our Christmas and How to Fix it: An on-the-shelf satire

Whoever invented the Elf on the Shelf is a genius, but also a parental tormentor. Parents are busy people. There’s no room for Santa’s frail, individualized snitch. Everyone knows he must move every night, or the gig ends.

Read on to find out how Carol’s elven magic shattered our Christmas. Then, stick around for some comical and practical solutions.

Evidence Please!

Carol Aebersold’s net worth is six million dollars!

Parents, this woman’s infamous elf is not your friend. Curse her and her Elf on the Shelf accessories. A wolf in cotton-ball designer clothing, Aebersold waits to steal your Santa dreams away. Why? Well, someone’s makin’ the moolah!

Outrageous prices, but the inferior quality disappointed us when it mattered most.

Our Story

Meeting the Elf