Why Carol Aebersold Shattered Our Christmas and How to Fix it: An on-the-shelf satire
7 min readDec 15, 2020
Why Carol Aebersold Shattered Our Christmas and How to Fix it: An on-the-shelf satire
Whoever invented the Elf on the Shelf is a genius, but also a parental tormentor. Parents are busy people. There’s no room for Santa’s frail, individualized snitch. Everyone…